No seriously how can we do this? We have such an incredible team and we could not ask for better people to recruit more like minded and fun individuals then you.
To make it even more exciting D&D is giving all staff members that bring in a new team member to D&D a $100 (yes one hundred dollar) bonus. This will be paid to you the first time they receive a paycheck. Nice huh!
And by the way, if you have brought anyone to us in the last year, shoot email@example.com an email and look for your bonus on your next paycheck. Now that is love. (baboon not included)
*and by the way, the color TV thing was utter nonsense